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Just What We Needed Dept.: The Happy Hot Dog Man

by LiveModern Webmaster last modified Jan 04, 2012 02:11 AM
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by last modified Jun 15, 2011

Weiners are getting altogether too much exposure these days, but we can't pass up this opportunity to complain about another of what the Unclutterer dubbed Unitaskers- tools or devices that do only one thing and clog up your drawers and cupboards. And what a stupid unitasker the Happy Hot Dog Man is. In the first place, hot dogs are disgusting compositions of mechanically separated pig and cow by-products and filler and fat and salt, preserved by colon-cancer causing nitrites and shaped exactly the right size to cause 17% of food asphyxiations. Then the kids take the Happy Hot Dog Man and turn them into little man-shapes, decorate them with their little unwashed hands and then practice cannibalism on them. It is disgusting from start to finish, a new poster child for vegetarianism. But wait, there's more! ... Read the full story on TreeHugger






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