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Just What We Needed Dept.: The Happy Hot Dog Man

by LiveModern Webmaster last modified Jan 04, 2012 02:11 AM
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Weiners are getting altogether too much exposure these days, but we can't pass up this opportunity to complain about another of what the Unclutterer dubbed Unitaskers- tools or devices that do only one thing and clog up your drawers and cupboards. And what a stupid unitasker the Happy Hot Dog Man is. In the first place, hot dogs are disgusting compositions of mechanically separated pig and cow by-products and filler and fat and salt, preserved by colon-cancer causing nitrites and shaped exactly the right size to cause 17% of food asphyxiations. Then the kids take the Happy Hot Dog Man and turn them into little man-shapes, decorate them with their little unwashed hands and then practice cannibalism on them. It is disgusting from start to finish, a new poster child for vegetarianism. But wait, there's more! ... Read the full story on TreeHugger





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