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Frogs are Green, Too!

by LiveModern Webmaster last modified Jan 04, 2012 02:06 AM
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by Renee last modified Jan 02, 2011

This is a great site, with great advice about building green, using sustainable materials, and saving energy. I am usually writing about products we sell on our internet site. There are lots of great "green" innovations on the market, I don't want to detract from that, but I heard an awesome joke this morning...about a frog...and frogs are green, too. So, please forgive and indulge me if I take this blog post to repeat the joke... A 75-year old man, who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat one day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming. Then he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your wife!" The man looked at th Froginpocket e frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me, and I will be your beautiful wife." The man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "No thanks, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."






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