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by modernemama (modernemama@modernemama.com) last modified Jan 04, 2012 02:35 AM
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by modernemama (modernemama@modernemama.com) last modified Sep 28, 2010



 

 

Me (waking up with a start and glancing at the clock): Get up! It's 5:35! You have 10 minutes to get out of the house
Him (jumping out of bed): #%*!.
Me (a couple of minutes later, actually awake enough to look at the clock and process information): Did you check the time?
Him: No!
Me: It's 2:37, not 5:37.
Him (pulling off socks and shirt): #%*!

I'm surprised we're still married.

 

 

 
 
 

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